Right, guys, this is
Danila Bagrov.
We have to meet him at the airport
& get rid of him. Nice and quiet.
Some good people asked us to help
the Muscovites out.
Now we shall fill in entrance forms.
All the necessary information
can be found in your entry visa.
- What is the purpose of your visit
to the United States? - What?
- Do you speak English?
- No…l don’t understand.
He’s Russian.
What is the purpose of
your visit to the USA?
It’s a…conference on new
computer technologies
and software protection.
How long will you stay
in the USA?
Four days. It’s written there.
Here’s the return ticket.
- Where will you be staying?
- In a hotel.
It’s written in the invitation.
- Welcome to the United States.
- Thank you very much.
Morons…
- Have you got lard or apples?
- Why?
Do you have any food?
Apples? Pork lard?
Don’t they sell it here?
You don’t understand.
This is quarantine!
You feeling bad?
- Hey, how do I get downtown?
- By taxi.
Hey, fellow countryman, where
do the Russians live here?
Russians aren’t my countrymen.
- You a Nazi collaborator?
- What?!
Okay, guys, see you around!
Mister Mennis, it’s Moscow on line 1.
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